IRREGULAR CREATURES is on sale for -- drum roll please -- $0.99. For the weekend. Why?

Because it's the One-Month Annivalentine's Daysary Extravabonanza!

Nine short stories.

Featuring: Mermaids, Zombies, Demonic Bangkok Strippers, Mystic Hermaphrodite Rag-Men, Bad Dads, Wide-Eyed Youths, Dimension-Hopping Advertising Aliens, Giant Chickens, Randy Satyrs, and Forgetful Grandpas.

Sale is only for the Kindle. You can buy it right here.

Then, at terribleminds, I discuss the price drop and ponder the value of ninety-nine cents -- further, I discuss the overall sales of the book.

Chiggity-check it before I wriggity-wreck it.

-- c.

Bold proclamation: what makes a good storyteller is the ability to twist and manipulate emotions like an evil puppetmaster.

Come, debate the veracity of this statement.

-- c.

Invent Your Own Monster!

Word up, creative types. Swing on by terribleminds, create your own bizarre-o beastie, your own mythological mutant, your own "irregular creatures." 

100 words or less. My five favorites win a free e-book.

Check it out, won't you?

-- c.

On The Subject Of Writing Advice.

At terribleminds.

-- c.

Last week, some jerkhole spouted out about Why You Don't Want To Be A Writer, and seriously, hell with that guy.

This week, I'm rebutting with:

Whatever, Screw That Jerk, You *Totally* Want To Be A Writer.

-- c.

I am giving away:

a) a flying cat

and

b) an Amazon gift certificate.

For the contest, jump on over to terribleminds.

-- c.

Talking current and future projects over at terribleminds -- Irregular Creatures, Pandemic, and Double Dead.

Check it: PAINTING WITH SHOTGUNS.

-- c.

Want to be a writer?

BZZT.

No, you don't.

No, seriously, I'm not fucking around. You don't want to be a writer.

-- c.

You're a writer.

Failure is not optional.

Take your rejections, and make use of them.

-- c.

Want to read about my first five nights in the world of MINECRAFT?

Here you go.

-- c.